That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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