I want to walk on stilts...naked
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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