hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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