you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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