remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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