at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
