I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
