Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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