I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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