I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You pole danced in your parka.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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