Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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