no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Randomize
