we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Pooping to opera.
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