I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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