I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Your penis caused this!
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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