just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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