I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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