I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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