Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize