I cockslap morals
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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