Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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