I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Randomize
