Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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