Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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