Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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