You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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