yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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