physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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