Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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