Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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