My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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