just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Randomize
