I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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