dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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