My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize