Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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