You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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