We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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