I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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