Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I would fuck him just for his dog
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