The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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