i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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