So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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