i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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