what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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