Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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