Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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