Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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