I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
id be glad to
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Randomize
