i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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