was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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