Taylor Swift is so right about you.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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