the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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