Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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