That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
