I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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